Due to inclement weather, the July 27th Robin Hood show has been cancelled.
What, you don't know the story of Robin Hood and Maid Marian? The rascal Prince John who's in charge while his brother King Richard is away fighting in the Crusades?
The Sheriff of Nottingham and his two charming pig deputies, Dry Anthony and Wet William?
You know... The Merry Men, Friar Tuck, and Little John? Chippie the union-man and Fischer always sharpening his knife?
You know... The orphanage going under, and Friar Tuck always drunk on his own ale?
The Archery Contest?
The chases and heists?
Well, then I guess I should start at the beginning.
(Trumpets)
